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Watch your favorite cartoon friends, play games, learn fun facts and sing along to silly songs, in the Kool Kids Korner!
Meet all your new best friends on the Korner!
New Episodes!
Join the Hoodie Gang - a group of fun-loving kids who LOVE camping! Watch as they wear their favorite white hoodies and roast marshmallows around their special cross-shaped campfires. They're just going on fun adventures, solving mysteries and having wholesome outdoor fun!
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Viral Hit!
Milk Box is a walking, talking milk carton with a very special collection - he's got pictures of children printed all over him! He calls them his "trophies" and is always looking to add more to his collection. Can you spot your picture on Milk Box?
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⭐ Fan Favorite!
A full hour of Cereal Killa the Clown teaching kids about breakfast safety, kitchen knives, and the importance of a balanced diet. Includes behind-the-scenes footage of how Cereal makes his masks.
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Educational!
Trippy is a magical mushroom who takes kids on wild adventures through his enchanted forest! His eyes are always spinning with pretty colors, and when you eat his special mushroom caps, you can see the whole world in rainbow! It's a trip, kids!
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Be on TV!
Welcome to Robber Room, where kids kompete to rob our prize vault! Every week, new children guest star to show off their skills and keep any Kool Kids Kash they sneak away with! Everyone can apply to be on the show, even really stupid kids!
Fabulous!
By the power of Groinskull! He-Him and his Misters of the Universe battle the evil skeleton lord Bonor and his Bone Boys, to save planet Hernia with their fabulous masculinity.
Interactive
Join America's favorite neighbor, Uncle Lester, and his twin Kuppets, D.D. and C.C.! Every week, guest children like you can join him for stories, games and learning. And one special guest will even join him on his weekly visit to the magical secret kingdom of Dontell, in the crawlspace under his bed.
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Increase your self-esteem by lowering your body volume. Watch our daily fitness routine classes and get in shape the easy way! Purge It! teaches young females and boys simple 30-second weight loss exercises they can do throughout the day in the privacy of their bathrooms.
The catchiest tunes you will never stop singing!
Milk Box Show
Super fun games for kids of all ages!
Click and drag to find words in any direction!
Important lessons for curious little minds!
That's right, kids! All babies come from God! He's a big friendly guy in a flowy white robe with a beautiful long beard and old man boobs. God makes all the babies in his special baby workshop in the clouds and delivers them to mommies and daddies who really, really want them! And takes them away from those who don't, so they can play harps in his special naked flying orchestra!
▶ Watch Daddy and Mommy Ask God for a Baby!
When Fluffy the Sheepdog got old and sick, she went to live on a beautiful farm with lots of space to run and sheep to chase! It's really far! That's why we can't visit. Eventually the farm resold her to a slaughterhouse and made her into hot dogs that WE eat. That's why it's called hot dogs. It's the circle of life!
▶ Watch Them Make Fluffy Into Hot Dogs!
I know that it seems that way sometimes, but that's just your imagination gaslighting you! The truth is that there is no such thing as good people. Everyone's evil and deserves the bad things that happen to them. A better question is why do good things happen to bad people (everyone)? You'd have asked it that way if you weren't stupid, dummy!
▶ Watch Videos of Bad Things!
Jesus Christ.
▶ Take an IQ Test to See How Dumb You Are!Be on our show! We're always looking for new friends to feature on Kool Kids Korner!
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